Sunday, November 22, 2009
Movie Review - The Tournament
Ving Rhames is angry and runs around covered in blood screaming about "Mary".
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
How To Tell If The Hip Club You're In Is Actually A Gay Bar
The name of the place is a single monosyllabic word, or simply a picture of a rooster.
The girls dancing in the cages are really, really tall and actually friendly.
Lady Gaga (or a man dressed up as Lady Gaga) is there.
There is any sort of foam.
The only beer on tap is Stella Artois.
The restrooms are labelled thusly: Men and "Women".
That might be Neil Patrick Harris in the corner.
Instead of the football game, the televisions are playing tennis, rugby, or the latest episode of "Glee".
The girls dancing in the cages are really, really tall and actually friendly.
Lady Gaga (or a man dressed up as Lady Gaga) is there.
There is any sort of foam.
The only beer on tap is Stella Artois.
The restrooms are labelled thusly: Men and "Women".
That might be Neil Patrick Harris in the corner.
Instead of the football game, the televisions are playing tennis, rugby, or the latest episode of "Glee".
You Might Be A Tourist If...
...you're taking a picture with your friends in front of the New Moon merchandise display in Toys 'R' Us. You know what you did.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Best Cupcakes at Martha's Country Bakery
1. Black Forest
2. Peanut Butter
3. Coconut
4. Carrot
5. Red Velvet
2. Peanut Butter
3. Coconut
4. Carrot
5. Red Velvet
Friday, November 13, 2009
Movie Review - Year One
Even really brilliant and likeable actors can make a bad movie if they try hard enough.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Monday, November 2, 2009
Movie Review - Law Abiding Citizen
An eye for an eye makes a senselessly bloody film.
Gerard Butler pokes out a few other people's eyes as well.
Gerard Butler pokes out a few other people's eyes as well.
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